Once my dad downloaded it and played it for 5 minutes, he grew to 6'2, and lost 500 pounds, making him the nicest looking man to ever live. This game has changed my life ever since I downloaded it, and after all this I told my parents to download it. It has to be something more, a holy spirit from the Secular Chick I believe. This streak of good luck can't be just a coincidence. And you won't believe the day after, my stuffed teddy bear girlfriend asked me out. Only a day after that, my dog grew 2 feet, and was the size of a six year old. However, the week after downloading this app, my rival in horse fighting was defeated, making me the #1 horse fighting man in my school.

When I first downloaded this game, I saw all the reviews and thought they were joking. Thank you so much xitang liu, without you I would be no one nor nothing. Words cannot describe how happy, lucky, and emphatic I am about Secular Chick.

I started truly living once I got this game. As I come to think of it, I would be dead. I don’t know who I would be without Secular Chick. My love, who you may think is a person but no, my love is this game. Not only have I made friends, but have found the love of my life. I always have people to be with and they have given so much joy. Yes, most of them are 84 years younger than me, but they love me and I love them. Not only did I continue with my studies, but I am going to elementary school next fall. School has been very hard for me since I have been held back 34 times. As soon as I downloaded this game, I got all A’s from my teachers. I wish that everyone in the entire world experiences the same joy I did once getting this game. Angry birds, was nothing but a cheap wanna-be of this game. For the past 69 years I was in a deep state depression, derived from Angry Birds, the game knock-off to this beauty. The amount of joy that this game has given me is immaculate.

For mac download Plants vs Goblins